What does the first martyrdom of an apostle have to do with Peter's miraculous escape from prison (again), and what does that have to do with a vicious, self-serving king, and how is that connected to an unanswered knock on a gate, and what's that got to do with being consumed by worms? The Beatles, obviously. Not to mention faithfulness in the face of God's Sovereign care.WARNING: Many terrible Beatles references within. Also bowel-eating parasites.